What we got here is a failure to communicate
0336662002 GO FUCK MYSELF
Man I think that may have been the nerdiest thing I ever typed. Damn you Library School!
Instead of burning the midnight oil last night working on the assignments due this week (as I hoped I would) I drank half a bottle of wine, fell asleep at 9:30, and didn't wake up until 8:30am. What the hell. I need the Dialog elves to visit me in the night and make this stupid system do my bidding.